or "Sorry about the toe. Smartass."
Ha. Yeah, well. I've been told I use sarcasm as a weapon, and right now, I'm not armed with anything else.
So lest's hope that if there's any sort of little green men waiting to jump out and attack me...
...they're vulnerable to ironic comments and eye-rolling.
Anyway. Why don't I tell you what I can see from here, maybe you can advise me on where to go.